No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.
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Unknown
They say the distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success, I believe you can say the same thing about the distance between good and evil.
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Carl R White
A cynic always focuses on problems and not on possibilities.
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Debasish Mridha
The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.
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Dante Gabriel Rossetti
A lifetime spent in the study of the history of societies since the dawn of mankind presumably inclined him to skepticism and misgivings in regard to any great scheme, religious or political, that set out to create universal happiness in one fell swoop; what it...
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Anonymous
More Quotes By Patton Oswalt
I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
People will find transformation and transcendence in a McDonald's hash brown if it's all they've got.
I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.
Does anyone act more like an overserious senior citizen with time running out on their chance for immortality than someone in their twenties?
Hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated intercourse')
